- SPORTSbyBROOKS writes that Plaxico Burress and Michael Vick could be waiting a long time before they get back on the field.

- FoundryMusic.com found a video compilation of Bret Michaels in a number of photos, mixed in with the infamous shot of him getting knocked on his ass at the Tony Awards, which of course, wasn’t one of his finer moments.

- UNCOACHED says that if you don’t hate Perez Hilton, then they definitely hate you.

- ASYLUM has the hilarious story of a swear word written on top of a school that can be seen from space.

- CityRag.com asks Butts or Boobs? Play the game to see if you can figure out which is which.

- HOLYTACO puts together a flowchart to determine your favorite summer blockbuster movie.

- ATOM has video of CareBears…who attack.

- BULLZ-EYE.COM has opened the next stage of voting for its TV Girlfriend’s feature. This latest stage is “High Maintenance Hotties.”

- UNCOACHED compiles a list of 10 women they’d have sex with just to say they did. (Who wouldn’t want to play a game of naked twister with Pamela Anderson?)

- Atom.com has a video short of Matthew Modine, who plays a cowboy that has a bar encounter with a beautiful lesbian. Let’s just say being a lesbian sounds awesome. (Enjoy Gina Gershon’s closing credits song.)

- It’s that time of year again – graduation time! Holy Taco.com lists 7 things that will definitely happen at your graduation (i.e. drunken, annoying sorority girls).

- SPORTSbyBROOKS.com notes that Michael Vick’s life was on a crash-course mission long before he ever started fighting dogs.

- THE SCORES REPORT ranks the top 10 defensive rookies who could make the biggest impact in the 2009 NFL Season.

- Bullz-Eye.com uncovers 10 “Hidden Hanks” – 10 underrated Tom Hanks movies.