Month: February 2009 (Page 7 of 17)

Great joke

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m telling everybody.”

Source: Unknown

Mmm Goooood Eatin’

We here at Toksick, like any other office, like to bring in a little something to share with the gang, but not the same old tired doughnuts & coffee or the over-used road-kill-squirrel. No Siree-Bob!

Chicken-fried bacon and cream sauce..with a side of Lipitor please. Now that you are salivating..here’s a link to the gastronomic mess country cook at work!

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