Author: Bluto (Page 80 of 90)

Poor Katie

“The National Enquirer has reported that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married eight months ago by a chaplain in the Church of Scientology. The groom wore a casual linen suit while the bride wore an expression of slowly-awakening terror.”
—David Spade on The Showbiz Show

Angelina Jolie can do it all!

Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu claims that “Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover.” That’s good news. Her reputation as the hottest babe on the planet was in jeopardy with her bizzare obsession for adopting foreign children. We’re glad to see she still has time for important thing like hot lesbian sex.

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