Author: Bluto (Page 89 of 90)

What do you do after losing $14 million in various casinos? Naturally, you blame your medication and sue the casinos!

You'll be hard-pressed to find two more annoying celebrities than Martha Stewart and Donald Trump. Lately the two idiots have been trading insults as they try to blame each other for Martha's pathetic attempt to launch her own version of The Apprentice.

Martha started the latest round of insults by blaming Trump for the failure of her show. Accoring to Martha:

Her show, which was axed after one cycle, was supposed to be the sole “Apprentice” and was meant to start out with her firing Trump on the air, she told the magazine, repeating comments she'd made before.

Of course that was ridiculous. Her show failed because it sucked, and the Donald would never have surrendered his prized show.

The Donald responded by basically calling Martha a liar, even referring to her recent time spent in jail for lying.

Naturally, Trump's show starts a new season next Monday, so this is probably all part of a publicity stunt by Trump. Say what you want about the man, he knows how to market his shit.

That said, his show has deteriorated as well. Last season sucked. Now that he's opposite “24” on Monday nights, will anyone without a TiVo watch his show?

Are we up to 5 Bond actors already? Anyways, the new Bond, British actor Daniel Craig, reportedly had two of his teeth knocked out while filming his very first fight scene.

Also, a bunch of whiny Bond fans have launched a web site to protest the selection of Craig.

Pretty lame.