Category: Alcohol (Page 36 of 37)

Sounds like the NBA All-Star Game in Las Vegas was a complete mess. Bill Simmons explains how he was happy to escape this ghetto-fest alive. He also has a great riff on the dangers of Red Bull and vodka:

To the Red Bull and vodka drink, which needs to be outlawed for everyone’s safety. If you drink more than four of them, smoke a couple of butts and stay out too late, there’s a 100 percent chance you’ll sleep for about three-and-a-half hours and wake up terrified because your heart is tap-dancing like one of the Hines brothers in your chest, complete with the requisite, “Good God, I think I’m going into cardiac arrest, this is what happened to Len Bias!” moment. Bad times. I’m predicting the first-ever celebrity heart attack from an overdose of Red Bull and vodka and cigarettes within the next two years.