Category: Annoying Couples (Page 37 of 37)

Two words. Control Freak. Tom Cruise whines about his controlling father this week to Parade magazine.

Cruise describes his abusive father as “a merchant of chaos.” He says, “He was a bully and a coward. He was the kind of person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you. It was a great lesson in my life—how he’d lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang! For me it was like, ‘There’s something wrong with this guy. Don’t trust him. Be careful around him.’ There’s that anxiety.”

How about the new iPod (filled with appropriately serene music) purchased for the expectant little mama. Katie has allegedly agreed to deliver her baby in total quiet in accordance with a Scientology tradition that insists this prevents the child from being traumatized. Now all that squeezing out the birth canal seems traumatizing ..mebbe he should just insist on a C-section. Or how ’bout this, maybe a nice ball gag for Miss Katie so she doesnt make a peep. According to Star Magazine Tom beat me to the punch.
Hey Tom, how about if Katie just holds on to the family jewels and gives Them a little squeeze when she is tempted to cry out in pain?
Hey Katie, ‘There’s something wrong with this guy. Don’t trust him. Be careful around him.’