Drunk. Driving 120mph. Masturbating. Crashes car.
Kills two innocents but not himself.
It’s always the fucking drunks that survive the crash.
Drunk. Driving 120mph. Masturbating. Crashes car.
Kills two innocents but not himself.
It’s always the fucking drunks that survive the crash.
I see nipple slippage..

For God’s sake man, check the mirror before coming out like that. 😉
How could this idea possibly go wrong? It seemed foolproof.

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