Twi-teens & Twi-moms, I’m sorry to inform you that Team Edward has a lil problem… The NY Daily News is reporting that Robert Pattison states that he is allergic to vaginas. Well, that’s just stupid. *sighs* Maybe he should just stand there with his mouth shut and look pretty like he is getting paid to do.
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Dear Derek,
Sorry about your luck. But you suck. And not even Cleveland fans could love you ..and that is saying a lot. So go on your sorry way with your sad self.
Leaving on a low note jeering the fans. Guess what buddy? We won’t miss you. And, when “your team” returns to Cleveland… We say:
Bring. It. On.
Cuz we could use one last laugh.
As far as your classless dig at the fans…guess what we feel about it?
We don’t..
even…
care…
seriously.
(No)Love(Lost), Cleveland.
Check out these folks’ stories: They won BIG in the lottery. And then their life went in the crapper..
I think that the lesson here is try to win as anonymously as possible…then move away from all your deadbeat relatives. Like to another country 😉
According to TMZ: Jaafar devised a clever way for a 13 yr. old minor(himself) to buy a stun-gun. Why? Jer-guess is as good as anyone’s…
Just in case you had a case of Olympic withdrawal. Ok so this prolly won’t fix it. (Watch the NHL hockey on Sunday instead 😉 ..but certainly this will give you a chuckle. Sorry Gramps! 🙂
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