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Most Litigious Individual

..according to Guinness Book of World Records, Irving Picard aka Jonathon Lee Riches has filed more lawsuits than any other person ever; making him the world’s most litigious individual, which, by the way, is being challenged by him in yet another lawsuit.
Shh! Don’t tell him we tolja. We don’t want to be Next

Tasered Great-Grandmother

Yes she was indeed resisting arrest..but considering the cop was at least 35 yrs. younger and a foot and a half taller than her, don’t ya think he could’ve just grabbed her wrists and cuffed her? Or, once he had Granny tasered, how in the hell did he expect her to move her arms? She cries out: I’m trying..I’m trying!! Dumbass cop.

Letterman’s “A Pervert”

..according to Todd & Sarah Palin. The late-night talkshow host told an off-color joke about their 14 yr. old daughter Willow, and now the Palins and the Letterman Show are at a stand-off. Letterman wants them to come on the show so that he can apologize and the Palins do not wish to give the show any bump in ratings.

“Concerning Letterman’s comments about my young daughter (and I doubt he’d ever dare make such comments about anyone else’s daughter): ‘Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it reminds us some Hollywood/N.Y. entertainers have a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands — that acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone’s daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.’ “

Personally, I think Letterman made a stupid thoughtless joke and didn’t really think through what he was saying. Having said that: To make a joke about a celebrity’s child is at best inappropriate and uncalled for, to make a sexual joke about a minor is completely inexcusable. Back-pedaling and saying he meant the older child (that wasn’t in New York) doesn’t fix it.

John Salley is a blubbering idiot

How low will people sink to stay in the public eye?

Danzinski from Pacman Jonesin’ was not impressed.

I can’t remember the last time I felt as uncomfortable as I just did watching Salley begin to blubber. My God man, pull yourself together. So you called some bitch a bitch (or whatever you said) and had to apologize to her. That’s reason to go into a complete emotional tailspin? I used to think Salley, though a clear dirtbag, had his stuff together, but now I see that, emotionally, he is being held together with bailing wire and spit. In a minute he’ll be crying on Dr. Drew’s shoulder, and Dr. Drew will be pretending to care, all the while longing to get Salley away from him so he can scrub the snot from his sleeve and get on with life. Even Brett Favre thinks this guy needs to clear up his issues.

Eminem: The Butt of Jokes

Eminem storms out of the MTV awards after some malfunction in Sasha Baron Cohen’s Bruno-act ends with his barely-thonged-bottom landing flat on Eminem’s face.
edit 6/04/09: Eminem now states that it was a perfectly rehearsed comedy stunt that he consented to all along. Yeah, well, ok then.

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