


Can’t Touch Me- Peter Griffin
Juh-Juh-Juh-Juh-Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity so Hammer you can’t sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat
(Can’t Touch Me)
STOP! Peter time!
I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt
light a fire then pee it out
Don’t like it? kiss my rump, just for a minute let’s all do the bump
Can’t touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump
Can’t touch me
I’m presidential Peter, interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot
I’ve been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay
It’s Peter, Go Peter, Watch Peter, Yo Peter, let’s see Regis rap this way!
Can’t Touch Me.
Karen Owen recently graduated from Duke. As a little goodbye present to “her girls” she sent each of the four a mock “senior thesis” that included her real-life sexcapades with various young men(mostly athletes). They were ranked by things like performance, penis size, & appearance. Detailed notes and commentary were recorded.
Well, you guessed it, in a matter of time the entire thing went viral and Karen is embarrassed and humiliated to have a joke amongst friends go world-wide.
Some say it is about time women did what men have been doing in locker room talk all along. Some just call her a whore. Personally, I think it was intended as a harmless if somewhat immature laugh amongst friends. Now that it has gone viral I do not imagine many of the men will protest too much..unless of course they received a poor eval. ..except perhaps the buff guy with the small dick(are we all thinking steroid use?).
Anyways, the good thing about all things Internet is that it will all blow over the second a newer scandal comes out. At least there is a chance of a lesson to be learned by both college men and women here. Yeah right. Pfft.
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