Whups. Wrong place. Wrong time.
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13-yr. old Alfie Patten vehemently claims to be the father of 15 yr. old Chantelle Steadman’s newborn “Masie”. Apparently there will be a DNA test to prove the father as several other boys have claimed paternity. Good grief. That is the least of this baby’s worries I suspect.
Correct me if I am wrong..but isn’t it a big damn ocean out there. How in the hell did these morons smack in to each other?
Both the UK and France insisted nuclear security had not been compromised.
Well phew is all I say!
We here at Toksick, like any other office, like to bring in a little something to share with the gang, but not the same old tired doughnuts & coffee or the over-used road-kill-squirrel. No Siree-Bob!
Chicken-fried bacon and cream sauce..with a side of Lipitor please. Now that you are salivating..here’s a link to the gastronomic mess country cook at work!
A woman calls 911 during a burglary and the 911 operator doesn’t sound completely convinced that there really is a burglar until the husband shoots him with his .38 revolver.
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