Category: No Shit (Page 88 of 189)

Hooray For Youuuuu!(You lame dumbass)

For all those suffering with self-esteem issues… this commercial offers CDs with the sounds of a cheerleader affirming how wonderful you truly are..complete with an audience cheering section.

Other Stupid Items For Sale

Temporary pockets!!! They look like bandaids..stick to your clothing and are only one use. For $6.95!! Apparently they need to stick you hard for the price the first time..because there is no flipping WAY you could ever be even that stupid to re-purchase this lame item.

Puppetry of The Penis

Puppetry of the Penis was born when Simon Morley teamed up with fellow puppeteer David “Friendy” Friend. Their first show at the 1998 Melbourne International Comedy Festival was received as the “Outright Best Show”.

The name Puppetry of the Penis was originally conceived by Simon, as the title of a highbrow art calendar. Released in 1997, the calendar showcased twelve of Simon’s favourite penis installations (known as “Dick Tricks”). Years before, Simon’s youngest brother, Justin, had shown him his first installation – ‘The Hamburger’. Natural sibling rivalry resulted in the evolution of a grand repertoire of genital gesticulations. After working for many years as a comedy promoter working some of Australia’s  funniest people, Simon finally felt he had something  just as funny lingering in his pants.

Click here for the Trick of the Month that started it all off: The Hamburger.

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