Supermodel Megan Fox photoshoot for FHM magazine.

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The party’s convenor and likely future candidate Fiona Patten said the approval was evidence the commission cared about free speech “and the democratic rights of various groups in the community”.
Ok first off…any woman who’s man is leaving on vacation without her…is going to Pay Attention…and will be calling him the second he steps off the tarmac to check that he really is where he says he is. No way this happened for real. 😉 It’s hilarious all the same though.
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