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Who’s Your Daddy?

13-yr. old Alfie Patten vehemently claims to be the father of 15 yr. old Chantelle Steadman’s newborn “Masie”. Apparently there will be a DNA test to prove the father as several other boys have claimed paternity. Good grief. That is the least of this baby’s worries I suspect.

13 yr old father

Great joke

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m telling everybody.”

Source: Unknown

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