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Idiots who fake their death

This article has some great stories of people who fake their death but then get busted. This one is my favorite.

In New Port Richey, Florida, a woman named Alison Matera told her friends, family, and church choir that she had cancer, and only months to live. She went into hospice, and soon the community was notified of her death. Yet Matera was quite alive; her plan unraveled when she appeared at her own funeral service, claiming to be her own long-lost identical twin sister. She was recognized, and when police were called she admitted to faking both her cancer and death.

AskMen.com Top 99 Women 2009 Edition

AskMen.com released its Top 99 Women for 2009 and as you could imagine, there are some smokin’ hot ladies that cracked the list.

Do yourself a favor and check out the entire list, but below are just a few of the broads that cracked the 99:

#10 Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale

#42 Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

#70 Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Not that any of you are still paying attention to what I’m writing (I’m sure you’re already at Askmen checking out the rest of the list and if not, what the hell are you doing?), but just a couple of notes:

Kate Beckinsale = Underrated hottie.
Angelina Jolie = Scary hottie.
Jessica Simpson = Best body on the planet…hottie.
Gina Carano = Unknown hottie.

What are you still doing reading this? Go look at 99 hot women before I question your manhood!


Head to Askmen.com to check out their Top 99 Women of 2009 list.

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