That’s right you read correctly. An Australian woman sought to punish her husband’s infidelity by setting it on fire..to disfigure it so that he wouldn’t stray again. Well, he ends up dying from his burn injuries. But, she didn’t mean it…
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Watch the whole four minutes. Try not to laugh.
Very similar. A Nick Swardson stand-up routine.
What’s a trillion dollar deficit in real understandable terms?
“One million seconds comes out to be about 11½ days. A billion seconds is 32 years. And a trillion seconds is 32,000 years…”
Bullz-Eye.com has annouced it’s 2009 class of five new inducties to its Stand-up Comics Hall of Fame. Eddie Murphy leads the class. See who else was inducted.
Classic Eddie:
Does anyone have a mother that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime. And fuck you up wherever she was aiming. So by the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe.
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