Dear Derek,

Sorry about your luck. But you suck. And not even Cleveland fans could love you ..and that is saying a lot. So go on your sorry way with your sad self.
Leaving on a low note jeering the fans. Guess what buddy? We won’t miss you. And, when “your team” returns to Cleveland… We say:

Bring. It. On.

Cuz we could use one last laugh.
As far as your classless dig at the fans…guess what we feel about it?

We don’t..
even…
care…
seriously.

(No)Love(Lost), Cleveland.