You’ve heard of the Snuggie. You’ve heard of the Slanket. This is the Spankie – a strange hybrid of every man’s dream to keep warm in a blanket with sleeves and still be able to participate in every man’s favorite activity. The Slankie gives you an all-access pass to the goods beneath the blanket via a conveniently located flap and zipper combo. Just check the infomercial for a few good infomercial jokes and the skinny on the Spankie.