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“Help Me. I am a disabled clone war veteran. Need $$$ to build the deth[sic] star.”
In this tough economy even the dark lord is unemployed.
What do you mean who? snatches your Star Wars fan club card and shreds it Uh huh, the rest of my geeky little friends know who this is. Only the first pilot to die whilst assaulting the Deathstar. (The Battle of Yavin). What, you still don’t believe me? Why I will have you know that not only does he have his own action figure but also his own fan cult following, T-shirt, song (by Yes Sensi) and more parodies than you can shake a light saber at!
Red Six, standing by.
I’m right with you Red Three.
I got a problem here.
I can hold it.
No, I’m all right.
Then his ship explodes, and he dies, a martyr for intergalactic freedom from the Empire.
You don’t have to be a geek to love Princess Leia. Most boys and men who saw the Star Wars flicks flipped out when they saw Leia in her incredibly sexy bikini-type outfit in Return of the Jedi.
Naturally, Princess Leia has inspired millions of American women who were looking for a way to look hot on Halloween – one of the best holidays ever invented given the number of sexy outfits women have worn over the years. As a benefit, many of them love to get drunk as well!
Asylum has a cool gallery of women in their Princess Leia outfits. Very nice!
Princess Leia Organa — this strong, dynamic female character’s role in the Star Wars mythos has inspired the accelerated growth of millions of adolescent males across the globe. Along with the princess’s sharp wit and crack blaster-shooting skills, Leia’s metal bikini from “Return of the Jedi” and her flowing white turtleneck tunic from “A New Hope” were instrumental in alerting us all to the powers of the Force. Princess Leia, we salute you.
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