Omg I laughed my ass off listening to the owner of the dog beg his puppy to cooperate. Make sure you watch the whole thing cuz it gets worse towards the end. LOL!!

After getting particularly aggressive pan-handling for a fix, Zhora the chimp has been sent to rehab to rid himself of his two nasty vices that he picked up at the circus.

Birdie flies away of course…but the cat’s reaction to the bird’s escape is the funny bit.

Because the sex act is so dangerous, the dragon lady has to be more selective and risks sex only once a season. The female on its back, the male lizard gets in position to penetrate her with either one of his two penises. Apparently, faking your own death is a tactic that works like a charm in the wild.