Several years ago, and bunch of photos of a gorgeous nude blonde were being passed around the Net with the claim that they were of the new wife of Tiger Woods – Elin Nordegren. Everyone believed it, as the nude blonde in the photos looked like Tiger’s beautiful bride. But that wasn’t the case – the photos were actually of Playboy model Kimberly Hiott (now one of our favorite models). Elin actually won a cash settlement and an apology from an Irish magazine for publishing the photos. Elin has been in the news lately as a result of the infamous Tiger Woods accident and all the surrounding intrigue.

That’s one of Kimberly Hiott’s photos above, and you can see the incredible photo shoot here (NSFW photos!)

A friend just got back from a skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody’s heart.
Conditions were perfect…12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over..the “Tell me when we’re having fun” kind of day.”
One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the misery did not go away.
If you’ve ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn’t help matters. With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that since she was wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods and no one would even notice. He assured her, “The white will provide more than adequate camouflage.” So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and proceeded to do her thing.
If you’ve ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know there is a right way and wrong way to set your skis so you don’t move. Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong way.

Steep slopes are not forgiving…even during the most embarrassing moments. Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control, racing through the trees, somehow missing all of them and onto another slope. Her derriere and the reverse side were still bare, her pants down around her knees, and she was picking was picking up speed all the while. She continued backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an unusual vista for the other skiers.
The woman skied all the way back under the lift and finally collided violently with a pylon. The bad news was that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up her ski pants. At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show, then summoned the ski patrol. They transported her to the local hospital.
While in the emergency room, a man with an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers shortly after her arrival. “So, how’d you break your leg?” she asked, making small talk.
He smiled sheepishly. “It was the stupidest thing you ever saw,” he said. “I was riding up this ski lift and suddenly, I couldn’t believe my eyes! There was this crazy woman skiing backward, out-of-control, down the mountain, with her bare bottom hanging out of her pants. I leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift.” …he laughs.
“So..” he continues… “how’d you break your arm?”