Clever non-commercial that is also priceless.
Clever non-commercial that is also priceless.
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After the dust settles, it seems that a few beers out back of the White House will fix it all up.
The president will drink Bud Light, White House Press Secretary Gibbs told reporters today. Gates has said he likes Red Stripe, while Sgt. James Crowley mentioned to the president that he prefers Blue Moon.

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