All due to its “unusual” call…listen for yourself:
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Moron calls the cops to complain that his marijuana “was nasty” when he smoked it. The cops did a field test and determined that his bag of weed was in fact not marijuana. After all that the man could face a charge of possessing a counterfeit controlled substance.
HUH? He might be charged with buying a fake illegal substance? Seriously!! Isn’t it already bad enough that he didn’t get his dime bag. Come on…
Jack-o-lanterns for grownups. For the one curmudgeon on the block that reallly doesn’t want “those damn kids” knocking on his door demanding candy. There is not a parent on the block that is going to let their little darling come near your house this year. 😉
…and other gross cocktails for the grown-ups Halloween party!
Zombie Gut Punch (Serves 8, or 4 thirsty folks)
10 ounces vodka
5 ounces triple sec
2 ounces bitters
1 cup freshly squeezed blood orange juice
2 cups black cherry soda
ice
grenadine, for rim
Directions:
1. In a punch bowl filled with ice, pour vodka, triple sec, bitters, blood orange juice and black cherry soda. Laugh as though you are an evil zombie and stir.
2. Rim each glass with grenadine before filling with punch mixture, and serve. Stagger around menacingly and threaten to eat strangers’ brains.
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