There’s no way this dude every gets laid:

Drunk. Driving 120mph. Masturbating. Crashes car.
Kills two innocents but not himself.
It’s always the fucking drunks that survive the crash.
Aww yeah..that’s right! Every rap song theme ever recorded ..rolled in to one..sung by a white boy who can’t dance.
Ok so a New York Post cartoonist Sean Delonas published a cartoon implying that the 785 trillion dollar/thousand page stimulus bill was written by chimpanzees(Nancy Pelosi & gang..so?? 😉 ). But, The Rev. Al Sharpton -having no other reason to be in the spotlight recently- seized on the cartoon as a racist attack on our President. Now, it seems to me that the only one doing any howling or chest beating…is not Mr. Obama..but one particular self-promoter…

What do you think?
13-yr. old Alfie Patten vehemently claims to be the father of 15 yr. old Chantelle Steadman’s newborn “Masie”. Apparently there will be a DNA test to prove the father as several other boys have claimed paternity. Good grief. That is the least of this baby’s worries I suspect.

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