Category: Dumb Celebrities (Page 33 of 114)

Steve Jobs Comes In Off Medical To Introduce iPAD2

“The report of my death was an exaggeration.” -Mark Twain
Apparently Steve was healthy enough to pop in to Apple and help roll out the new iPAD2. 9x better graphics, camera, dual core processors, gyroscope, dramatically faster thinner & lighter. Two colors: Black & White for both AT&T and Verizon. w00t!! Shipping(in the U.S.A) starts March 11th 🙂

Police Take Charlie’s Kids

After Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife obtained a restraining order against Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon, police arrived at his residence to obtain and return her twin boys. She told the judge that she feared for their safety and that she suspected his sanity was in jeopardy. She further stated that he tried to stab her and that he had threatened to “cut off her head and mail it to her mother in a box” if she tried to get her children back.

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