Category: Dumb Celebrities (Page 78 of 114)

Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen get married

February 27, 2009 / Bluto

So, Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen finally tie the knot.

It’s official!
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed today at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., Usmagazine.com confirms.
The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
Dolce & Gabbana most recently dressed Fergie for her January nuptials to Josh Duhamel.

Now, I know she’s gorgeous, but she brought her THREE DOGS to the wedding and dressed them in Dolce & Gabbana?!? That’s just pathetic.

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Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be Martha Stewart

February 26, 2009 / Bluto

Gwyneth Paltrow is starting a web site for women, and she SWEARS she’s not trying to be the next Martha Stewart.

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t get all the sniping swirling around her holistic lifestyle website, Goop.
“I’m not trying to be the next Martha (Stewart),” Paltrow said Wednesday night at a benefit she hosted for Bent on Learning, a non-profit organization that puts one of Paltrow’s favorite wellness activities, yoga, into New York public schools.
Emulating one of America’s biggest homemaking gurus is “not what I set out to do. I love to cook and I love to eat and I love bringing people together through food, but I think it’s a different thing. I’m doing a cookbook (due out September 2010) but I have no intention right now of” assuming Martha’s mantle — or Oprah’s or any other one-named superstar of saintliness.
“I feel like I have a lot of good information that women want to know and I want to share, and people can read it or not read it,” Paltrow said. Though most of women who respond to it are “so lovely and grateful,” she laughs that “I didn’t know that it would create such a brouhaha” within the broader blogosphere.

Sounds really convincing – right? Just admit it. Is that so hard?

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Where is Joaquin Phoenix?

February 25, 2009 / Yendi

First with Letterman..

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Ok so a New York Post cartoonist Sean Delonas published a cartoon implying that the 785 trillion dollar/thousand page stimulus bill was written by chimpanzees(Nancy Pelosi & gang..so?? 😉 ). But, The Rev. Al Sharpton -having no other reason to be in the spotlight recently- seized on the cartoon as a racist attack on our President. Now, it seems to me that the only one doing any howling or chest beating…is not Mr. Obama..but one particular self-promoter…

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What do you think?