Category: Dumb Politicians (Page 14 of 36)

Judge Stuffed Nuts With Condoms

As reported by The Smoking Gun:

SEPTEMBER 29–A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops.
When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.
According to a September 21 citation issued by Capitol Police, Stoltzfus, 58, “did conceal condoms in acorns and then gave them to women who were offended when they discovered the contents.”
The citation does not disclose the size of the acorns Stoltzfus passed out, or whether the condoms had been used.
Stoltzfus, running as a Republican, was reelected last year to a six-year term on the bench, where he earned $80,927 in 2009.

Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House

Biden ONN reports:
Last Week In WASHINGTON—Barack Obama stands alone in the ruins of what was once his living room, calling out in vain for a dog that never comes. Less than 36 hours ago, his house stood proudly intact. But the violent tornado that tore through the region late Sunday night upended everything in an instant, scattering his belongings and leaving his family homeless and helpless. More..

Joe Biden, 67, helps Obama sort through personal documents in the remains of his home office.

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