Category: Dumb (Page 61 of 104)
Apparently you can now study “Lady Gaga and the Sociology of Fame” at USC.
Moron calls the cops to complain that his marijuana “was nasty” when he smoked it. The cops did a field test and determined that his bag of weed was in fact not marijuana. After all that the man could face a charge of possessing a counterfeit controlled substance.
HUH? He might be charged with buying a fake illegal substance? Seriously!! Isn’t it already bad enough that he didn’t get his dime bag. Come on…
Jack-o-lanterns for grownups. For the one curmudgeon on the block that reallly doesn’t want “those damn kids” knocking on his door demanding candy. There is not a parent on the block that is going to let their little darling come near your house this year. 😉
Can’t Touch Me- Peter Griffin
Juh-Juh-Juh-Juh-Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity so Hammer you can’t sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat
(Can’t Touch Me)
STOP! Peter time!
I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt
light a fire then pee it out
Don’t like it? kiss my rump, just for a minute let’s all do the bump
Can’t touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump
Can’t touch me
I’m presidential Peter, interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot
I’ve been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay
It’s Peter, Go Peter, Watch Peter, Yo Peter, let’s see Regis rap this way!
Can’t Touch Me.
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