Aww yeah..that’s right! Every rap song theme ever recorded ..rolled in to one..sung by a white boy who can’t dance.
Category: Jokes (Page 54 of 67)
Ok so a New York Post cartoonist Sean Delonas published a cartoon implying that the 785 trillion dollar/thousand page stimulus bill was written by chimpanzees(Nancy Pelosi & gang..so?? 😉 ). But, The Rev. Al Sharpton -having no other reason to be in the spotlight recently- seized on the cartoon as a racist attack on our President. Now, it seems to me that the only one doing any howling or chest beating…is not Mr. Obama..but one particular self-promoter…
What do you think?
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “What sins?”
Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
Man: “I’m Jewish.”
Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”
Man: “I’m telling everybody.”
Source: Unknown
“A tabloid published a picture of Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps at a party taking a huge hit from a bong. I think there’s an important lesson to be learned here: Kids, never share your pot with someone who has the lung capacity of a dolphin.”
—Conan O’Brien
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