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Tiger Woods latest update

The Tiger Woods story keeps getting more bizarre. Yesterday, Health Central Hospital in Orlando, Florida was back as part of the story as Elin Nordegren’s mother was taken to the hospital. She has since been released, but the entire episode just added to the media frenzy surrounding this story. It also brings the spotlight back to Tiger’s home situation. Will Elin be leaving Tiger soon to escape back to Sweden? There’s also speculation that Tiger and Elin may escape nearer to Sweden together.

Meanwhile, Steve Lewis has a devastating post describing what really happens in the VIP world frequented by Tiger and his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. Lewis explains the world dominated by bottle service, VIP hostesses and the special attention and services provided to whales and VIP athletes. Needless to say, facilitating access to hot girls is the top priority.

Finally, we’re starting to see cracks in the Tiger Woods marketing machine. Gatorade announced that they had discontinued a Tiger drink, though they claim the decision had been made before the controversy. Also, reports say that most Tiger commercials have been pulled from the air since the beginning of the month. That’s not a surprise.

What’s next?

The problem for Tiger Woods is that he’s now a punch line, and the sponsors hate that. George Lopez had a field day last night in his monologue. He’s focused on the tag lines used by Tiger’s sponsors and how they now have a new meaning with the scandal. Accenture says “Be a Tiger.” Nike says “Just Do it.” And, the best one is Gatorade which says “Is It In You?” Ouch! Check out the hilarious clip of Lopez above.

Cops don’t need sports cars

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This is too funny. A Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 polizia cop car crashes in Italy. Fortunately, nobody was hurt.

The world’s coolest cop car, a specially modified Lamborghini Gallardo used by the Italian State Police, recently was involved in a serious crash that totaled the exotic patrol vehicle. This raging bull was actually donated by Lamborghini which decked it out with a special package including police decals & lights, a video recording system, gun racks, radio equipment and even a front compartment outfitted to transport body parts to local emergency rooms. It’s actually so cool that I probably wouldn’t even mind getting pulled over.

Strangely enough this crash occurred when the Lamborghini Gallardo police cruiser was returning from a safe driving presentation and exhibition in Cremona, Italy where the car was on display. However, all of the evasive and defensive driving tactics in the world couldn’t save it from an errant Seat Ibiza driver who pulled out of a gas station right in front of the Gallardo, clipping its side. The policeman used the moto “swerve first and ask questions later” which ended up putting the supercar into a row of parked cars. Since the Lamborghini is so low-slung, it actually ended up with a Mercedes-Benz A-Class on top of it.

Stick to the Fiats!

Rachel Uchitel photos

Unless you’ve been in a drunken stupor over Thanksgiving weekend, you’ve heard about socialite Rachel Uchitel. The National Enquirer alleged over the weekend that Rachel Uchitel was having an affair with Tiger Woods, yet she’s denied it. After that allegation surfaced, Tiger Woods was involved in a bizarre car accident and many are speculating that the accident followed a confrontation with his wife, Elin Nordegren. The initial story about the accident seemed very peculiar, so the speculation is warranted, particularly since Tiger is now refusing to speak to the police. Did Elin Nordegren cause Tiger’s injuries during a confrontation? We have no idea and it will be interesting to see if the true story ever emerges.

Meanwhile, Rachel Uchitel is all the rage. SPORTSbyBROOKS has been all over this story and has published numerous photos of Rachel.

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