She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.
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After Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife obtained a restraining order against Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon, police arrived at his residence to obtain and return her twin boys. She told the judge that she feared for their safety and that she suspected his sanity was in jeopardy. She further stated that he tried to stab her and that he had threatened to “cut off her head and mail it to her mother in a box” if she tried to get her children back.
Dad comes home from work, takes gun out of car. Mom is upstairs bathing son. Dad trips and shoots himself in the front yard..yells for wife. Wife races down to see what happened. Child picks up gun, Mom notices and struggles over gun. Gun goes off and accidentally shoots mother in the neck. No charges were filed.
HUH? Bullets whizzing around the front yard and toddlers picking up gun and no one is charged??
Lebron James sits down and lets one rip right next to Anderson Varejao. Varejao’s face is just priceless.
Charlie Sheen makes the talk show rounds explaining to the hosts that (condensed) he is: freaking awesome and how lucky folks are to have him host a binge party for them and of course how underpaid and undervalued he is at Two & A Half Men at $ 2million per episode. Also, he demands to know why they(at TaaHM & Chuck Lorre) are trying to “stop him from providing for his family” and that the show is a puke fest & the shows producers are Nazi’s.
He goes on to explain that he is completely clean and is high on “Charlie Sheen” and his heart and metabolism is different from other people’s.
Now, in all his lunatic ramblings today, he forgot to mention that he is in fact highly delusional and greatly self-aggrandizing but, I think that I will just take this opportunity to mention it for him. 😉
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