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George Clooney’s sweat-flavored tofu. Umm..no.

The science is pretty straightforward. According to Dr. Kevin Keener of Purdue University, all animals — including human beings — have unique odor profiles. Dr. Harry Lawless of Cornell University reports that if you use a sample of human perspiration, it is “no different than making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy.”