First he has to pry her little old lady hands out off of the plane in order to jump..then she slips her harness!!!!
Author: Yendi (Page 10 of 659)
Yeah we know the video is a bit old, but since we found out Jennifer Lopez’s new 25 yr. old boy toy: Beau “Casper” Smart is the body behind McCain head we decided it has new relevance.
If only this hilarious list was on a wall poster so that you could proudly display your achievements as you tick them all off.
..or so the Craig’s List post basically went.
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”
Turns out: it was a mostly harmless hoax.
Eric finds a mysterious phone in the parking lot, that can spawn real life(GTA IV-style)cheat codes! Sweet.
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