She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.
She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.
Charlie Sheen makes the talk show rounds explaining to the hosts that (condensed) he is: freaking awesome and how lucky folks are to have him host a binge party for them and of course how underpaid and undervalued he is at Two & A Half Men at $ 2million per episode. Also, he demands to know why they(at TaaHM & Chuck Lorre) are trying to “stop him from providing for his family” and that the show is a puke fest & the shows producers are Nazi’s.
He goes on to explain that he is completely clean and is high on “Charlie Sheen” and his heart and metabolism is different from other people’s.
Now, in all his lunatic ramblings today, he forgot to mention that he is in fact highly delusional and greatly self-aggrandizing but, I think that I will just take this opportunity to mention it for him. 😉

Chuck Lorre (L) Charlie Sheen (R)
Wedding photographer takes a dunk in the fountain. The bridal couple are unconcerned until it occurs to them that their wedding photos went with him.
I say villains. Public sex: exciting dangerous thrilling and pretty disgusting for those stuck in the subway having to watch your pimply ass thrusting away at your (apparently low self-esteemed-boy-her-daddy-will-surely-be-proud-when-he-sees-his-little)girl on top of those bacteria-ridden-subway seats.
Not to mention risking doing it in front of anyone’s grandma or small child…
PS Wait for the post-coital smoke until after you exit the train, it’s illegal you know.
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