First he has to pry her little old lady hands out off of the plane in order to jump..then she slips her harness!!!!
First he has to pry her little old lady hands out off of the plane in order to jump..then she slips her harness!!!!
..or so the Craig’s List post basically went.
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”
Turns out: it was a mostly harmless hoax.
w00t!! Perhaps NSFW 🙂
Just when you thought Your folks were the worst….oh and umm sorry if yours are pictured here 😉
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