Category: Lunatic Fringe (Page 54 of 182)

Police Take Charlie’s Kids

After Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife obtained a restraining order against Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon, police arrived at his residence to obtain and return her twin boys. She told the judge that she feared for their safety and that she suspected his sanity was in jeopardy. She further stated that he tried to stab her and that he had threatened to “cut off her head and mail it to her mother in a box” if she tried to get her children back.

Sex On The Subway: Heroes or Villains?

I say villains. Public sex: exciting dangerous thrilling and pretty disgusting for those stuck in the subway having to watch your pimply ass thrusting away at your (apparently low self-esteemed-boy-her-daddy-will-surely-be-proud-when-he-sees-his-little)girl on top of those bacteria-ridden-subway seats.
Not to mention risking doing it in front of anyone’s grandma or small child…

PS Wait for the post-coital smoke until after you exit the train, it’s illegal you know.

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