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Malls Halt Cell-Phone Tracking Of Customers

November 29, 2011 / Yendi

You may now shop two malls again without fear of individualized tracking—at least by your cell phone signal. Privacy concerns raised by US Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) have ended plans by malls in southern California and Virginia to “survey” customers’ shopping habits by tracking their cell phone signals.

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Two Words (Smart) Men Don’t Say To Women

November 27, 2011 / Yendi

Now every guy knows the first one is the “F” word. No, not the one you don’t say around Grandma ..the three letter “F” word. hushed tone F-A-T!
How many of you can name the second one? Well for white girls, it is DYE and for the ladies of color, it’s going to be WEAVE! Oh, no Sir. Ladies were born with those long luscious luxurious locks. Yes, the hip length ones! Yes, the three distinct shades of perfectly sun-bleached blonde (with caramel low-lights). Explain it to us L. Z..

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Pilot Locked in Bathroom Causes Scare

November 22, 2011 / Yendi

Pilot accidentally locks himself in bathroom. Passenger with “thick” accent offers password to co-pilot at locked cabin door. “I’m not about to let him in” says co-pilot.

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