Category: No Shit (Page 48 of 189)

Police Take Charlie’s Kids

March 2, 2011 / Yendi

After Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife obtained a restraining order against Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon, police arrived at his residence to obtain and return her twin boys. She told the judge that she feared for their safety and that she suspected his sanity was in jeopardy. She further stated that he tried to stab her and that he had threatened to “cut off her head and mail it to her mother in a box” if she tried to get her children back.

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LeBron Lets One Rip

March 1, 2011 / Yendi

Lebron James sits down and lets one rip right next to Anderson Varejao. Varejao’s face is just priceless.

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13 Most Arduous Animal Sex Habits

February 25, 2011 / Yendi

Sex slaves that lose their penis and die and other sad sacks..

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Sex On The Subway: Heroes or Villains?

February 22, 2011 / Yendi

I say villains. Public sex: exciting dangerous thrilling and pretty disgusting for those stuck in the subway having to watch your pimply ass thrusting away at your (apparently low self-esteemed-boy-her-daddy-will-surely-be-proud-when-he-sees-his-little)girl on top of those bacteria-ridden-subway seats.
Not to mention risking doing it in front of anyone’s grandma or small child…

PS Wait for the post-coital smoke until after you exit the train, it’s illegal you know.

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In Oprah We Trust?

February 22, 2011 / Yendi

Oprah Winfrey represents a billion-dollar industry unto herself, which invites the question: What exactly is her product?
The daytime titan embarking on a new adventure in basic cable with the long-awaited launch of the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN)– has dabbled in many fields. Yet her signature power is derived from a singular source, stemming from her ability to create a lucrative commodity: experts.

With the news that Dr. Melvin Levine—who appeared on Oprah repeatedly over the course of several years as a childhood education expert—committed suicide on Friday, the same day that 40 of his former patients filed a medical malpractice and sexual abuse suit against him, it begs the question of whether O is doing enough vetting of the authors and experts to whom she chooses to lend her credibility.

To be fair, over the full extent of her long and successful rein as Queen of Talk, the law of averages must surely dictate that duds will appear occasionally.

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