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Taco Bell Sued Over Less Than 36% Meat Claim

So apparently some ambulance chasers Alabama law firm jumped the gun and sued Taco Bell for their “less than 36% beef content” in their beef tacos. Turns out that they may’ve jumped the gun.

Taco Bell Responds:

“At Taco Bell, we buy our beef from the same trusted brands you find in the supermarket, like Tyson Foods. We start with 100 percent USDA-inspected beef. Then we simmer it in our proprietary blend of seasonings and spices to give our seasoned beef its signature Taco Bell taste and texture. We are proud of the quality of our beef and identify all the seasoning and spice ingredients on our website. Unfortunately, the lawyers in this case elected to sue first and ask questions later — and got their “facts” absolutely wrong. We plan to take legal action for the false statements being made about our food.”

Greg Creed
President and Chief Concept Officer
Taco Bell Corp.

Well, color Beasley, Allen, Crow, Methvin, Portis & Miles faces embarrassed!

Dumb Chump’s Sneak Attack Fail…

..-ed to connect. But, omg did it ever not fail to cause me to laugh my ass off. What a dumbass.

Sneak Attack Karate Kick Fail – Watch more Funny Videos

7 Great Bill Murray Stories

Bill Murray is a bad ass. Some of these stories are legend, and some may have indisputable proof, yet they are all amazing and sound exactly like the kind of awesome thing the most enigmatic celebrity (that we actually like) would do. From stories from the set to sightings in Karaoke clubs and even crashing random house parties, this is a list of the greatest (real) Bill Murray encounters of all time. And no one will ever believe you.

Blow-up Raft

Two teenagers were rescued from the Australian flood waters after they tried to use a blow-up doll as a flotation device. Won’t their parents be so proud of this ingenious solution? 😉
blowup doll

They were told off by police who warned that the blow-up toy was “not a recognized flotation device”.

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