Category: No Shit (Page 61 of 189)

Can’t Touch Me- Peter Griffin
Juh-Juh-Juh-Juh-Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity so Hammer you can’t sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat
(Can’t Touch Me)
STOP! Peter time!
I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt
light a fire then pee it out
Don’t like it? kiss my rump, just for a minute let’s all do the bump
Can’t touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump
Can’t touch me
I’m presidential Peter, interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot
I’ve been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay
It’s Peter, Go Peter, Watch Peter, Yo Peter, let’s see Regis rap this way!
Can’t Touch Me.