Somebody is having trouble pleasing his hetero female partners in bed lol . . .
Two years ago today, one of the biggest self-owns in Twitter history. He deleted his account after:
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50 Top Internet memes of last year…in case you missed them.
“The world is a safer place.” That’s the Tweet we got from Kiefer Sutherland, aka Jack Bauer, when the news came out from President Obama that the US had finally killed Osama bin Laden.
Now, when will the new “24” movie come out?
Well ya know all you black activist Reverends all look alike and it’s darn confusing to us dumb, but-good-thing-I’m-Barbie-pretty airhead-newscasters. MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer screws up royally introducing the Reverend Jesse Jackson as: The Reverend Al Sharpton. Then, she tries to cover up and say her script read that way and that “..of course we all know who you are Reverend Jackson.”
Bullz-Eye.com has annouced it’s 2009 class of five new inducties to its Stand-up Comics Hall of Fame. Eddie Murphy leads the class. See who else was inducted.
Classic Eddie:
Does anyone have a mother that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime. And fuck you up wherever she was aiming. So by the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe.
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