Category: Vices (Page 21 of 47)

Female DUKE Unniversity Grad’s Sex List

Karen Owen recently graduated from Duke. As a little goodbye present to “her girls” she sent each of the four a mock “senior thesis” that included her real-life sexcapades with various young men(mostly athletes). They were ranked by things like performance, penis size, & appearance. Detailed notes and commentary were recorded.
Well, you guessed it, in a matter of time the entire thing went viral and Karen is embarrassed and humiliated to have a joke amongst friends go world-wide.
Some say it is about time women did what men have been doing in locker room talk all along. Some just call her a whore. Personally, I think it was intended as a harmless if somewhat immature laugh amongst friends. Now that it has gone viral I do not imagine many of the men will protest too much..unless of course they received a poor eval. ..except perhaps the buff guy with the small dick(are we all thinking steroid use?).
Anyways, the good thing about all things Internet is that it will all blow over the second a newer scandal comes out. At least there is a chance of a lesson to be learned by both college men and women here. Yeah right. Pfft.

It’s the same old Song with other Handicappers

I. One of my favorites:
Almost every site benevolently makes this offer:
“If we don’t make you money, you get the next day free!”
Translation: You only have to pay once to lose your money twice.

II. Winning percentages:
For years most advertised that they won over 80% of their games.
Then they got smart! Now everybody wins at a 65% clip.
It’s amazing how Vegas and The Sportsbooks
stay in business…. when nobody loses.

III. Results:
Where are they?
Actually some sites list some generalized numbers that are less believable
than The Easter Bunny, Santa and The Tooth Fairy.
Come on guys. A 3rd grader could enter these on
a daily basis. If you actually had positive ROI.

IV. All handicappers now have Inside Information:
Yeah sure!
A funny story:
Earlier this season I met with a few trainers and a horse vet
to discuss rehab on some stock that were running at Belmont.
I sent this info out to my subscribers. Later that day the exact same
analysis was plagiarized, and sent to me by another handicapper
as “inside information”.
Funny.. He never returned my calls.

V. Grammatically correct analysis.
I’m not saying you need to be Chaucer, Shakespeare or Swift, but I question
anyone’s cerebral capabilities who can’t spell, and needs to use the same
tired colloquialisms with each analysis.

VI. And Finally…..another favorite….. The Premium Picks.
Selection prices often change on a daily basis.
The premium picks are more expensive because they’re better.
That works well…
You can just pay More for the losing selections.

Go to www.vegasvicsports.net and start winng now! Mention bullz-eye.com and receive free weekend free!

Judge Stuffed Nuts With Condoms

As reported by The Smoking Gun:

SEPTEMBER 29–A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops.
When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.
According to a September 21 citation issued by Capitol Police, Stoltzfus, 58, “did conceal condoms in acorns and then gave them to women who were offended when they discovered the contents.”
The citation does not disclose the size of the acorns Stoltzfus passed out, or whether the condoms had been used.
Stoltzfus, running as a Republican, was reelected last year to a six-year term on the bench, where he earned $80,927 in 2009.

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