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Most crooks aren’t Rhode Scholars – or even all that street smart. However, some burglars really take the cake when it comes to trying to take everything else. At least they give something in return – great material for each edition of ‘Dumb Crook News.’ If you’re in the mood for a good laugh at someone else’s expense, take a look at these completely ridiculous burglaries. To make sure you don’t fall victim to these ridiculous burglaries, there are many security systems like www.securitychoice.com to keep these crooks at bay.
Get a Grip

Uncontrollable urges are, well, uncontrollable – especially for these criminals. In the end, that was their undoing. What did you expect? Self-discipline?

-If a burglar in Kansas City could have held his freak in until after the getaway, he might have been in the clear. When he tried to call his favorite phone-sex operator, the phone snapped a few pictures saving the police the trouble of taking the mug shots.

-When a burglar in Dusseldorf stashed his loot in the getaway car, he couldn’t resist toasting his success with a bottle of ‘hot’ bubbly. Instead of stopping after a sip or two, he drank until he passed out cold. The cops found him a few hours later still sleeping it off in the midst of his ill-gotten gains.

-In Delaware, an elderly woman woke up with an unwanted house guest. Just like a surreal version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, the front door was open, beer cans were strewn about and a strange man was passed out on her couch.

In bear-like fashion, the lady announced her intentions to call the police, and the man ran from the house – but not before grabbing another one for the road. He was nabbed a short while later quietly walking down the road savoring his last beer for a very long time.

Poetic Justice

Don’t you just love it when karma steps in and a crook gets just what they deserve? In these examples, we can only imagine what must have ran through their mind when they finally figured out what was going on. Whatever happened to casing the joint? Continue reading »