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Zombie Bullets Selling Out

zombie bullets

Earlier this month, the term “zombie apocalypse” began flooding the digital space, prompted by a rash of bizarre national incidents involving gruesome cannibalism and flesh eating/throwing. The theme was so prevalent that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt compelled to ease people’s fears with an official statement.

So why then are sales of “zombie bullets” on the rise? Clever marketing. Even the CDC(Center for Disease Control & Prevention) is getting in on the act. Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic Buy your t-shirt here. Oh and, in case you are away from home, here is the android app.

Nap Time!

RIP Richard Dawson

Richard can’t stop laughing.

Contestant does not understand that Richard is asking for a type of question where you might lie when giving the answer. Example: When someone asks how old are you. The families do not want to listen to Richard and keep shouting out numbers.

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