Category: No Shit (Page 4 of 189)

      Bear Eats Murderer

      June 2, 2012 /

      A bear ate the corpse of a convicted killer in a wooded area of Canada, according to authorities. The mauled body of Rory Nelson Wagner, 53, was found in a rural area in southern British Columbia on Wednesday evening, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.

      The police believe that the bear (not Yogi) dragged the already dead corpse of Wagner out of his vehicle for his pic-ci-nic lunch. Alcohol & drug paraphernalia was found in the car.

      Wagner and two other people were charged with the 1993 killing of a man they thought had sexually assaulted a relative, CNN affiliate CTV reported. The man they killed was found not guilty of sexual assault charges, according to the affiliate. Wagner was convicted for the murder, but he had been on parole.

      In an ironic twist of fate, the bear also may be shot & killed now that he has developed a taste for human.

      Alcohol, Binge Drinking, Bizarre, Disturbing, Geeks & Freaks, No Shit, Ouch!

      Revenge Websites

      June 2, 2012 /

      A new, and potentially hilarious, trend these days is ‘revenge websites’ that offer to help you get anonymous harmless or harmful (you choose)revenge on the ex that hurt you, the neighbor that annoys you, or the boss that torments you.
      Services offered range from fake photos, disguised caller IDs, delayed emails with fake names that you select so that you can establish an alibi. Other services include “nuisance” anonymous calls that wake them in the middle of the night. You can buy a ten-pack for the low low price of $29.97! How about hiding your IP address and posting embarrassing photos of your ex? Perhaps list him on a gay website(if he is straight) or post him on a Christian celibacy site (if he is gay).

      Granted, if you are busted, you face legal or civil difficulties.

      Personally, if you need to spend this much time and effort on punishing someone, instead of just getting the hell out of there, perhaps your money would be better spent on therapy. Just sayin’…

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      Key Words To Avoid Using Online

      May 30, 2012 /

      ..if you do not want the U.S. government spying on you.
      A list of keywords used by government analysts to scour the internet for evidence of threats to the U.S. has been released under the Freedom of Information Act. The words are included in the department’s 2011 ‘Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’. The Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent. *phew* I imagine we piss them off almost daily here at TokSick 😉

      Bizarre, Computers, Disturbing, Dumb, Dumb Politicians, FYI, Lunatic Fringe, No Shit, Sign of the Apocalypse, Technology

      Florida Zombie?

      May 29, 2012 /

      A naked Floridan man was shot (six times) dead by police for not halting his assault upon another man’s face. He apparently chewed off the victim’s face.
      Photos of chewer and chewee?

      Bizarre, Disturbing, FYI, Geeks & Freaks, Lunatic Fringe, No Shit, Ouch!

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