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The Most Ridiculous Comic Book Resurrections

For superheroes, returns to the world of the living range from triumphant to shockingly dumb to outright ridiculous. Here are the 7 most ridiculous resurrections in comic book history.
Superman

Shades of Gilbert Doing Grey

Ladies, and gentlemen that want a good guffaw, it is my extremely painful duty(pardon the wordplay – but it was intentional) to inform you that Gilbert Gottfried has been signed as the celebrity voice for the audio version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Arrrghhhh, don’t even listen it will ruin the books for you forever!! Ok, go ahead..but I warned you. *sob*

Ok and for those three of you who don’t even recognize the title of the book, it is basically a Harlequin romance style book with a few ‘spanky’ moments tossed in to make it appear that the book is about bdsm. In reality it appears to be written by a woman who normally writes cheesy romance books and decided to throw a few naughty sex words in. Then, after doing her reading homework, she scrawls the trilogy causing bored housewives across America think they want spanked. 😉

Naked Artsy Shia LaBeouf

..in some artsy weird-ass crap. Two words: Man Scape. Start with that scraggly pony tail and work your way on downward Shia.
If you can hang on five minutes or so, you can watch him magic marker some chick’s boobs. Shoot me. That was eight minutes and 32 seconds that I can never get back.

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